Roaming the Wilds of the Earth
A modest refuge for lovers of anything created by anyone, anywhere. //START READING//.
Me: I’m calling regarding your overdue bill. It’s 4 months over due, and you said you were going to pay it yesterday.
Client: I don’t mean to be rude, but you’re not the only person we haven’t paid and some of them are pastors. Do you think you’re more important than God?
Clients From Hell: Client: “Can you make it so when people land on our website, it’s,...
Client: “Can you make it so when people land on our website, it’s, like, all black with stars coming out of the screen all whoosh whoosh (does the action) like in that screensaver?”
Me: “…”
Client: “With the music from Star Wars.”
Me: “…”
Client: “And it does that for, like, a minute,…
Stylistically very simple but metaphorically complex. Entirely wonderful!
Splitscreen: A Love Story.
Query: Did they rig a cell phone stedicam?
(by Donna Ki)
This makes me miss my record collection (currently in storage a few thousand miles away) even more.
